Poem: Dreams

Friday, 18. June 2010 - 9:03 am | 1 comment »

A short verse. Random.

In my dreams you traverse like a caress that I can see, alas cannot feel

And when I’m awake you taunt me with the distance that separates us

My dreams are then to me more dearer.

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Clueless Landmark

Wednesday, 16. June 2010 - 3:43 pm | No comments »

Like all book-lovers, I pretty much know most of both the best and the pathetic bookstores in Bangalore. And what I experienced at Landmark confirmed by suspicions about corporatized retail business in India. Landmark has a decent collection of titles at different price ranges but like most Indian corporates, it’s clueless about managing customers. Instead of making its customers want to return, it irritates the hell of out them. It most certainly did in my case.

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9 Point Guide to Interviewing

Tuesday, 1. June 2010 - 8:04 am | No comments »

A Google search for “job interview tips” yields 3.7 Crore results. Rounded off to the nearest five Zeros, that’s 37,500,000 search results. So I’m not going to kid myself or you that what follows is something that you’ve never heard or read before. This is stuff I’ve gleaned from my experience.

Before we begin, remember that a face-to-face interview happens only when you have a resume compelling enough to draw your prospective employer’s attention amongst thousands others. This is one of the soundest advices on how to write your resume.

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Google Buzz or How the Giants Lost the Social Media Game

Monday, 15. February 2010 - 3:20 pm | No comments »

When Google announced the launch of Google Buzz last week, the general reaction was “Oh no! Not another one!” Within days, millions of Gmail users were outraged with the way Buzz had stampeded upon people’s privacy. This angry piece is very direct and very instructive.

Google (GOOG) is finally making some changes to its new Buzz product in response to outrage about the product’s glaring privacy flaws.
But these changes don’t include the most obvious and important one: Making the whole thing opt-in and private by default.

As of now, Google’s algorithm just picks people out of your email box for you to follow and be followed by, regardless of whether they are friends, spouses, mistresses, stalkers, or enemies.

Worse, the list of your followers and followees is made public by default, so anyone can see it.

Put simply, Google just let the whole world peek into your email Inbox, without ever asking you if you wanted it to do that.

It’s pretty clear that Buzz is Google’s second desperate attempt to ram its way into the social media/networking largesse. The first was the disastrous Google Wave, which is already history. Between a week after its launch and now, the list of people on my contacts list (which btw is more than 300) who are online at any given time refuses to exceed 5.

And now, Buzz.

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Poem: Everlasting Night

Friday, 5. February 2010 - 6:42 am | No comments »

As this everlasting night lapses into silence
Our hearts lit with moonlight, eyes sparkling that light,
We waggle together with this voiceless accent.

Our lips part to talk but stop and tremble;
Like baiting, half-blossomed flower-petals,
Speaking the tongue of the tender night-breeze–
Only we know what we entreat each other
In this everlasting silent night.

 

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Back to Basics and Such

Monday, 25. January 2010 - 11:22 am | 1 comment »

I’m back after more than a month. Much water has flowed…okay chuck that! Grrr…what did I want to say? Oh well…I don’t know. I most definitely wanted to say something but it escapes me now… :(

Oh yeah! Here goes.

Before we begin, the previous para is a very substandard illustration of a fancy technique of writing fiction: stream of consciousness, where you write down your thoughts as they occur. Now why am I saying this? In my rude guide, I wrote

…you primarily write to achieve technical and subject-matter accuracy and clarity. Your readers and/or reviewers’ primarily concern is whether you’ve achieved that and not so much for that wicked turn of phrase that you’ve introduced in the second para in the Overview of the Megaphone Connector for JDBC (Heading 1)…in other words, writing in this case, is subservient to technology/subject matter.

And now, back to the “much water has flowed” bit I just mentioned. Over the past month, I was witness to a fascinating discussion the details of which I shall spare you. It was a discussion centered around the (lack of) very basics of writing. Which is why I thought it’s time to re-examine the “writing in this case, is subservient to technology/subject matter” statement.

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The Rude Guide to Becoming a Good Technical Writer

Thursday, 17. December 2009 - 9:53 am | 11 comments »

A brash intro of sorts

Technical Writing is largely a thankless job. Nobody really reads the document that you took six months to write but when they read, the results can sometimes be as devastating as the loss of your job because of all things, they had to look at that sentence on page 243, which contained an erroneous instruction, which in turn screwed their entire HRMS system. Okay, I’m exaggerating but you get the point: you do you’re unnoticed but you don’t and you’re dead. The money might be good but there’s precious little to motivate you to stick to technical writing as a lifelong career.

And so let me offer some sanctimonious advice: don’t take a technical writing job if you don’t enjoy it. If you’re planning a career in technical writing, make sure you do lots of research. If you think you can become a technical writer because you love writing and/or you write well, think again. Or if you do jump in recklessly–which is good in some cases–test the waters for a couple of years, but get out the moment you begin to realize that for a week or slightly longer, you’ve been spending your nights weeping softly into your pillow with the certainty that you’ve to wet your pillow with your tears the following night. And don’t look at your peers in the same company or industry with acid-filled eyes and envious wonderment at how they seem to enjoy it so thoroughly and earn so much (yes!).

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Published Article on Etymology

Tuesday, 29. September 2009 - 8:18 am | 3 comments »

This was published in the August-September issue of the STC India chapter’s newsletter, Indus. Comments and criticism welcome, as always.

Keeping the Past Alive is Rewarding

Have you ever-even for just one second-paused to actually trace the origins of the words-any word-you use in your writing or speaking life? Try it. It’s fun, instructive, and interesting.

If the previous paragraph has convinced you to trace the origins of words, congratulate me because I now successfully qualify for a membership in the (U.S) Democratic Party. I’ve now become a Democrat. The connection between the previous paragraph and my becoming a Democrat will be clear in a moment. At the time of the American Revolution, the word Democrat had the pejorative meaning that we associate with the word Demagogue today-”a politician, leader or person who panders to emotions and/or prejudice”. In just over 100 years, the word Democrat had shifted so much in meaning that it is now the name of one of the only two American political parties. But look at what has happened to Democrat’s “parent” word, Demagogue. It now means the opposite of what it originally meant: a popular leader.

If the previous paragraph has confused you, re-read it.

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Rebirth

Friday, 3. July 2009 - 8:36 am | 2 comments »

Written after a longish hiatus from blogging. Comments & criticism welcome as always.

Rebirth

Inside, the swirling wind swishes continuously
swooshing over my shut stony tomb
not powerful to slide its slab though
stiff enough to arouse the stirrings
of disturbance inside the confined hole.
Dark and bottomless, but I can’t see–
I’m stirring and trying to turn,
I wind my neck tight and kick,
a whiff unbeknown escapes in a gush,
a sudden dazzle greets the eyes I open and quickly close,
a rumble that begins in my belly becomes
a wail, and a shrill shriek—
multiple, painful simultaneous experiences like
gigantic waves that lash helpless pebbles who
gladly die this second in secure knowledge of
their rebirth in the next.

 

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Presenting Twexicon

Monday, 4. May 2009 - 7:29 pm | 2 comments »

For all you Twitter ignoramuses and/or newcomers, here’s the Definitive Guide to Twitter. It is work in progress and the whole world is invited to contribute.

So ladies and gentlemen, presenting Twexicon.

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