Great Insults
Thursday, 13. November 2008 - 1:20 pm
Sharing your sorrows subtracts the pain, sharing happiness increases the joy, but what does sharing insults do? Go figure. Here’s my vote for the top 10 insults ranked on this site.
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
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Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is.
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We all sprang from apes, but you didn’t spring far enough.
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Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
Enjoy!
Tags: Random, Top Insults
14. November 2008 - 5:12 am
Absolute gems. Here’s my entry:
“Compared to you, bacteria have more brains.”
14. November 2008 - 12:00 pm
A great from Churchill
A woman in Parliament to him ” If you were my husband I would ive you poison”
Churchill to her ” If I were your husband I would gladly drink it!”
17. November 2008 - 9:34 am
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
- Winston Churchill
“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.”
- Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
- Clarence Darrow
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
- Stephen Bishop
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.”
- Oscar Wilde
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”
- John Bright
“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.”
- Samuel Johnson
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”
- Forrest Tucker
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”
- Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
- Groucho Marx
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…if you have one.”
Churchill to Shaw: “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second…if there is one.”
PPS Some of them apply to someone we both know